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From The Dawghouse

From The Dawghouse

Memo to self: while en route to the Gator Bowl next week do check the rear view around the state line. Perhaps looming in my mirrors will be one of those now famous, or depending on loyalty infamous, Dan Mullen billboards bidding welcome to our fair state. And, of course, staking a bold Bulldog claim to command of the home turf.

A claim that has naturally furthered a certain rival's post-Egg Bowl funk deeper than the most pinkish ACLU lawyer upon sight of a Christmas crèche in the town square. Or a PETA rep who reads what is on my family's weekend menu, including chunks of the buck dropped with a single shot by my youngest, blondest niece. The loaded rifle probably weighed more than she does but never doubt a Jones County... Recommended Stories

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